Sex in the Village

Mucho ninos inundate the village; it goes without saying, there's a lot of whoopie going on. As long as you can still breathe, have a functioning genital, and the desire to either reproduce or get it on for fun...every living species "do it"...especially, the male homo sapien variety. So, no big rip.

Usually, the poorer rural uneducated population birth more children than their more affluent urban educated counterpart. I find this interesting and completely illogical; although, understandably, more humans mean more man power, along with other traditional and cultural believes and practices.

The million dollar question for me is where do you nooky when a household has many family members living in it? These houses are very small; the walls don't meet the ceiling, and aside from sleeping rooms, there is only one main room in the house which serves as the family/living/dining/office/recreation/the all purpose room.

I've asked 4 different people this and here's the lowdown:

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Fornication in the farm
Copulation on the crop
Sex under the sun
Ravishing in the rain
Fondling through the forest
Bonking amongst the beans
Making love on the maize
Titillating between the trees
...and my favorite
Coitus next to the corn

Yep, Jack and Jill do it outside in the great outdoors. Total privacy. I've been told that if I go to the farm fields, I'd see bunch of used condoms laying on the dirt.

Two thoughts simultaneously entered my now troubled mind:

First: eeewww! Romeo should properly dispose of his love glove; since, children may pick it up and blow into it like a balloon. Kids don't have toys to play with.

Second: Good job, Romeo...for practicing safe sex.

I continued to ask my poor friends who have to endure my insistent questioning, "Villagers don't bathe everyday or don't wipe their butts after poo poo...how unsexy is it when they're doing the deed?" Answer: "They can't smell each other's stink." My rebuttal: "Okay, thanks." My troubled mind is now at a complete blank.

When parents go to the farm to work, the youths may claim this and that as to stay home. Like anywhere in the world, when ma and pop are gone out of the house...it's Sexy Time!

So in the farm field and in the forest is where Little Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf play.





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